watchme-wander:

selflubricatinganus:

Never date anyone who can’t sit through a marathon of the LOTR extended editions u don’t need that kind of weakness in ur life

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thrpy:

the irony of choking on my dick

thrpy:

the irony of choking on my dick

  • Josh Ramsay: So if someone doesnt know what band I'm from-but they know that I'm like, in a band or whatever- I'll say something stupid in response. And we were on a plane and this girl was like "Hey, hey, what band are you from?" And I was like "I'm the lead singer of Aerosmith" and then she started freaking out and i kind of started laughing because obviously I'm not Steven Tyler and her parents were laughing because they understood. And then we got off the plane and I went to get my suitcase and she came up to me and said "Ok, I know who you are now, can I have a picture with you?" And I was like "Ok." So she takes a picture with me and then turns and she's like "Fall Out Boy."
I learned that people can easily forget that others are human.
"Prisoner" from the Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)

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incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

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unclefather:

I think sometimes you guys forget that there is a human behind the blog.

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